It's A Relief This Man Never Held Cabinet Office

It is scary to imagine what would have happened if Labour's Neil Kinnock had actually become Prime Minister. Not only would we have been lumbered with him, but with a Cabinet which would have included Gerald Kaufman.

At the time of the June 1987 general election, Kaufman was Shadow Home Secretary, and by the April 1992 one he was Shadow Foreign Secretary. So, Kaufman is someone whom Kinnock would have trusted with high Cabinet office.

What insight, what nugget of advice, does Kaufman give to the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown?

Relieve yourself or push away the porcelain.

What?